Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
Jacob from Chicago (23) 18-20 min.
It's great to be here! The last time I was performing in a live theatre it was awkward cause a lot of people tried to watch a movie and were mad. But it also, so you guys know I don't know how to fix your computer, I just look like I do, I just wanted to clear that up. When I was little I really wanted to become a magican. I did this one trick, when I get my father emotionally disapear from the rest of my childhood.
I actually just went through a break-up, but it's OK, cause she was imaginary. And sometimes I filled that she was never even there, you know. I found out that she was cheating on me with my best friend. Apparently he's got much bigger imagination. I'm dealing with that.
A lot of my friends are using twitter now. I don't know how to use it so I just carry around megaphone instead and announce what i am diong at random times. Just like "Yeah, I'm in the library, just letting you know". Great! I got like three new followers the other day. So this is great. Two of them are cops. Thank you.
It's great to be here! The last time I was performing in a live theatre it was awkward cause a lot of people tried to watch a movie and were mad. But it also, so you guys know I don't know how to fix your computer, I just look like I do, I just wanted to clear that up. When I was little I really wanted to become a magican. I did this one trick, when I get my father emotionally disapear from the rest of my childhood.
I actually just went through a break-up, but it's OK, cause she was imaginary. And sometimes I filled that she was never even there, you know. I found out that she was cheating on me with my best friend. Apparently he's got much bigger imagination. I'm dealing with that.
A lot of my friends are using twitter now. I don't know how to use it so I just carry around megaphone instead and announce what i am diong at random times. Just like "Yeah, I'm in the library, just letting you know". Great! I got like three new followers the other day. So this is great. Two of them are cops. Thank you.